Valhalla Finance (Version 2)

Verse

The gate of gold swings open for the best

Valhalla Finance is how the Northmen rest

Blood debt repaid in shares not in blood

Hear me sing it — they don't speak like this

Sigurd's line came crashing down to ruin

We're the new gods counting what we choose to build

Not giants, just men who built a myth on paper

The city trades its honor for a profit rate that never stops pulling

Pre-Chorus

Why should glory still be paid in gold?

Can't buy back every life you took from the cold

Chorus

Valhalla Finance — we don't fight for Odin anymore

We run on spreadsheets and a million debts to roar

Every hero's debt can be repaid in interest earned

No swordsmanship required, just numbers burned

Verse

I used to fear the serpent, now I'm married to its hiss

Spreadsheets crawling faster than any Midgard witch's kiss

Gunnar still laughs when he plays his harp for dividends

But Attila's gold is just a number we revise and mine

Pre-Chorus

Why should glory still be paid in gold?

Can't buy back every life you took from the cold

Chorus

Valhalla Finance — we don't fight for Odin anymore

We run on spreadsheets and a million debts to roar

Every hero's debt can be repaid in interest earned

No swordsmanship required, just numbers burned

Bridge

What if the whole North is just one long chain of IOU?

Not the Norns' thread — we're the ones who made this web anew

Blood and iron made a nation, but the ledger runs the land

Guðrún's warning was always written in red ink — I get it now — I understand

Chorus

Valhalla Finance — we don't fight for Odin anymore

We run on spreadsheets and a million debts to roar

Every hero's debt can be repaid in interest earned

No swordsmanship required, just numbers burned