Forty-Three Dollars Pending

Yo, nah for real, let me paint you the picture real quick Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah I'm the realest in the game at being painfully mediocre Checking my account like a nervous undercover broker Forty-three dollars, that's the kingdom that I'm ruling Venmo requests pending like a threat and I'm not fooling Got a six-year plan but I drafted it on a napkin Smell like a sandwich shop cause that's literally what happened Dating apps got me swiping till my thumb developed calluses She said, you seem fun, and she ghosted, that's the malice Rehearse my own jokes in the mirror like a weirdo Peaked at the 8th grade, spelling B, behold a hero I'm average, average Gloriously plain, mediocre superstar No glory, no champagne, but I'm winning in my mind With the barbers on the floor, celebrate the little wins Then I cry and want some more I'm average, so average Wear it like a crown Tallest of the short kings In the saddest part of town Average, yeah Roommate ate my leftovers Label with my name on and confronted impolitely then apologized I spineless honest microwave that hot pocket Third degree burn on the mola told the doc it was skin Now I living as a poser got a gym membership I fumble, functionally donate, treadmill, see me twice Both times to use the cold gate, LinkedIn say I'm passionate That's corporate for unemployed, manifesting on a vision board I'm about to fill the void, I'm average, average Gloriously plain, mediocre superstar, no glory, no champagne But I'm winning in my mind with the bars on the floor Celebrate the little wins, then I cry and want some more I'm average, so average, wear it like a crown Tall as other short kings in the saddest part of town Average, yeah, yo, that's the brain again, the brain like, bro You really think this is a flex? You 40 bucks from broken, still bizarre about your ex But honestly, the chaos kinda makes a decent song So we leanin' in the mess, cause at least the mess belongs Yeah, so here's to the average Raise a lukewarm glass Mediocre forever, baby Built to last Average, that's me Average